Bob, standing nude and scratching his butt, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his wife,
"I feel horrible. I look fat, ugly and out of shape. Be nice to me, pay me a compliment."
Fran replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
"I feel horrible. I look fat, ugly and out of shape. Be nice to me, pay me a compliment."
Fran replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
2 comments:
ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!
I have a whole folder of Maxine and the things she says.
My Yahoo360 site will not let me post a picture that is not in the jpeg format. Another reason to switch to Blogger I guess.
Perhaps I should give Maxine her own spot on the side bar.
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